10 Things To Tell Every Female Wildland Firefighter Rookie

10 Things To Tell Every Female Wildland Firefighter Rookie

You’ll get dirty, hopefully you can deal with it;

NO makeup, jewelry or perfume on the fire line;

Okay, your Wiccan pentacle is okay if you wear one. Just KEEP IT UNDER YOUR BLOODY CLOTHES!

Please use tampons, not pads…and you’ll have to pack them out by the way;

Don’t expect showers or leg shaving;

Sleeping in the dust is a blast!

Don’t ask what the food is. Just eat the bloody stuff;

You will be eating smoke and practically breaking your back every day. Suck it up.

A naked girl can get three thousand likes on Facebook. How many likes can our female firefighters get?

And last, but certainly not least…no hazing the guys. They are fragile!